Tuesday, June 19, 2007

15 OBSERVATIONS:

Here’s a list that I’ve been compiling of things that are “different” here…

And here's the disclaimer: I’m not saying that these things are right or wrong, good or bad… they are simply... different!

Observation #1 – diet orange coke

We do not have orange-flavored diet coke in the US – it’s pretty good!











Observation #2 – street signs with running people











The stick people on the signs here look like they’re running, which I find funny, since French people never seem to be in a hurry.




Observation #3 – no dryers

Most people don’t have dryers. It’s not because they can afford it – they just don’t want to use the electricity. People are very conservative with electricity and water here. This is what the Bel's use to dry clothes.










Observation #4a – separation of the sink faucets


I’ve never seen a sink like this in the US, and it took some getting used to. The left spout is hot water, and the right one is cold. The first night here, when I was trying to wash my face, I had water coming out of both faucets, and I was trying to collect water in both hands. But, the two faucets are kind of far apart, and the left was scorching hot, and the right was freezing cold! I quickly realized that wasn’t going to work, then I bumped my head on the little glass shelf and almost knocked it off the wall. I finally figured out that you’re supposed to stop up the sink and fill it to wash your face. I know, I know, it seems obvious now, but at the time, it presented quite a dilemma.


Observation #4b – other separation


Ok, so the hot and cold water are separate, but that’s not all – the toilet is separate from the shower and sink. That’s the shower and sink at the end of the hall, and the toilet is behind the white door on the right.








Observation #5 – no top sheets



People don’t use top sheets here; it’s a fitted sheet and a duvet.








Observation #6 – Sundays are strange


This is a big supermarket on Sunday – closed!









This street is usually half this size in width because every other day of the week the cafés have tables and chairs spilling out onto the street, but not on Sunday because they’re closed.











I did see one place that was open – McDonald’s (known here as “McDo”).












Observation #7 – public restrooms



These public toilets are all around town -- when you put coins in the slot (usually 20-40 centimes), the door will unlock.











Observation #8 – restrooms in buildings



Bathrooms in buildings here are often uni-sex, like this one at the Institut. There are full doors on the stalls, and everyone washes hands in the same place. It takes some getting used to to walk into a restroom when there’s a guy standing at the sink washing his hands.










Observation #9 – the hand towel


This is the hand towel in the bathroom pictured above. I have yet to see a bathroom in France with paper towels. It’s usually a towel holder like this one that rolls, except this one is broken, so it’s just hanging down. The towel is almost always wet from so many people using it – that definitely takes some getting used to.








Observation #10 – It's a “pouring” fountain, not a “drinking” fountain


This is a water fountain – you’ll notice that the spout is different from what we’re used to – you don’t drink out of it; you pour water into a cup. The cupholder is on the right.











Observation #11 – teeny-tiny cars




If you look very closely, you can see a car in this picture…








Observation #12 – the straight face is very “French”



I remember being told by a teacher when I came to France a few years ago that we shouldn’t smile all the time as we’re walking down the street because French people just don’t do that. It’s definitely not that they’re mean or unfriendly; they just don’t smile at people that they don’t know. I noticed the perfect example of this when I saw this photo that I’d take of Galéries Lafayette.






Observation #13 – the 24-hour clock


People use the 24 hour clock really often here when speaking about time – trying to hear & understand the time someone is saying in French, then having to subtract 12 is so hard to get used to! The digital clocks are on 24 hour time – you don’t see a clock that says 22:32 very often at home!





Observation #14 – French coffee AND chocolate!



I love that the coffee comes with a little tube packet of sugar and a chocolate! (and sometimes this tall, skinny glass of water!)










Observation #15 – the virtually non-existent “coffee to go”


Why the big smile? This photo was taken to commemorate the first time I ever found coffee “to go” in France – I found this in St. Malo and haven’t seen any since.










I don't have any photographic proof of this, but I must say that French driving is very... different. Here's an excerpt of something that we read in class from Les Carnets du major Thompson, written in 1954 by a French writer, from the perspective of an Englishman:

Les Anglais conduisent plutôt mal, mais prudemment. Les Français conduisent plutôt bien, mais follement. La proportion des accidents est à peu près la même dans les deux pays. Mais je me sens plus tranquille avec des gens qui font mal des choses bien qu’avec ceux qui font bien de mauvaises choses.

Les Anglais (et les Américains) sont depuis longtemps convaincus que la voiture va moins vite que l’avion. Les Français (et la plupart des Latins) semblent encore vouloir prouver le contraire.


The English drive worse, but cautiously. The French drive better, but madly. The proportion of accidents is about the same in the two countries. But I feel more at ease with people who do good things poorly than those who do bad things well.

The English (and Americans) have been convinced for a long time that the car goes slower than the airplane. The French (and most Latins) seem to still want to prove the opposite.


SO TRUE!


Jacob leaves Memphis today and will get here tomorrow. He has an overnight flight out of Atlanta, then he's going to get a train from the airport in Paris, and I'll go meet him at the train station tomorrow afternoon. Fingers-crossed that all goes well for him...





3 comments:

Alex said...

I feel so prepared to visit France now :) And I dry my clothes on a rack like that too!

Anonymous said...

Bonjour Mme Holmes!

I really like your blog. It is hilarious about the cold and hot water faucets. It looks really beautiful there. Good luck with all your coursework! Have a great time in Paris!
See you in the Fall,
Jennifer

Anonymous said...

One of the greatest posts in the history of blogging. Trust me I am a blog expert. I know these things! :)

Your observations are great. Here is my commentary on them.

1. Diet Orange Coke- We have this in America. It is called the soda fountain at any buffet and any five year old can show you how to make this 'suicide' drink. Heck, I have helped assist Christian several times in doing just that.

2. Street Signs With Running People- About the only exercise the French get is on their signs on let them be in peace. I mean do we really want those unshaven beasts sweating excessively?

3. No Dryers- A total European thing. Same thing when I lived in Greece and Italy. Although in once place they had a machine that washed and the same exact machine dried. So it took up half the space. I have no idea why this hasn't caught on in the states.

4a. Separation of Sink Faucets- Now come on Mandy. You have never see this. You have lived in the south your entire life...Texas, Louisiana and I am sure you have driven through Mississippi. Most schools I went to growing up had the ultra-frustrating separated hot and cold knobs.....and if you are ever stopping at a rest area in Mississippi you still get this double dare challenge. I still haven't figured them out. Do you have them both on and throw the water in the middle and hope to catch it in mid air as it collides into the desired temperature?

4b. Separation of Toilet and Sink- For more on the French and logistics see The Battle of Waterloo.

5. No Top Sheets- What else would they use to make all the white flags with for war?

6. Stores Closed On Sunday- Well as studies on Europeans and religion have shown they sure aren't at church so one has to assume they are either hung over or making freedom fries.

7. Pay-To-Use Public Restrooms- I still think this would be a better concept if it was pay-as-you-go or pay-by-the-ounce. Can you imagine the pressure of being constipated after knowing you just spend your last 40 cents to open the toilet door. That's PRESSURE!

8. Uni-Sex Bathrooms- I have called for this to be universal for years and years and years. This and uni-sex underwear.

9. Never Ending Public Hand Towel- This has made me shake and have convulsions since I was a kid. This sends my germ phobia over the edge. This use to be a staple of gas station restrooms and the occasional rest stop in Mississippi (Again). What the heck were they thinking? A hand towel that everyone uses and just hangs there for every Tom, Dick, Harry, Susan, Joe, Felipe, Jerome, Jack, Jill and Johnny to use....I have to stop...I am starting to itch.

10. Pouring Fountain- This shows you how the French think. I think the pouring fountain is great and it has always pissed me off how people in the States have to make out with a water fountain and try to deep throat the faucet thingy where the water comes out. I would do anything to have a pouring fountain where people would pour their water into a cup, drink it, and then dispose of the cup. Every country has their vice though. They don't have dryers so they can conserve yet use paper cups every time someone wants a sippy sip.

11. Tiny Cars- We are speaking about the French here, need I say more? (although the tiny car is a part of life everywhere in Europe. They have no land. Their buildings have been there for 2,000 years before cars were invented. Although it would be fun to have a H3 Hummer in France. You would have to feel like the King of Britain in that thing.

12. Straight Face- They don't smile at people because they want you to feel sorry for them and take you back to America with you.

Again great post Amanda. I have you a job waiting upon your return.